A certificate of improbability, computed in your browser
You are a number the universe
had to invent exactly once.
Your birth second, your birthplace, the lottery of your body, the rarity of your name, the stars standing over you at the moment you arrived — multiplied into one impossible number.
0
births worldwide since you opened this page
0
kilometres Earth has travelled while you read this
8,230,000,000
humans alive right now (world estimate)
1 in 84 — comfortably ordinary
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